Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Idam tharuvaaya busukkulle??

Now this has become a routine for me to book tickets in ksrtc just a week before travelling to chennai....Idhukku per kozhuppa/thimira/somberithanama/@#$%&%& ah appadinu enna venaalum sollikkalaam. Hassle free train journeye vittutu ippadi indha bus le en ippadi kashtappattu porenu ketkadhee dude/dudettes ille. Hmmmm....adhukellaam proper planning venum, 2 mths munnaadiye book pannanum. With proper planning we can save time and money and also have a comfortable journey (of life) appadingradhukku train eh analogy ah sollalaam.

Last week also I travelled to chennai in bus. Week before that, booked tickets in a ksrtc centre in our locality. But for return, only in normal bus (without push back) are availablenu sonnan, ogaaaaaaaaay oru night dhaane, ladies + windows seat kedacha podhum adjust pannikalaamnu ticket book panniten. Whether it is OS or Bus am very comfortable with windows.

Sunday came, reached CMBT an hr before, was searching for my bus in the usual parking area, but couldnt find it. Volvo luxury buses, push back illaadhe en bus eh push back panniduchonu thedo thedunu thedinen. No luck, asked one driver, he said it should be somewhere here only (adhu enakku theriyadha!!!), ...No one was there at enquiry....Luckily i saw a guy talking to a driver (i heard only bus then something then 10.02), immdly i asked that guy are you looking for 10.02 bus? he said yes, appa, atleast oru company irukku, team effort pottu CTL + F panlaamnu again we asked another driver. He said its on the other side of the terminus itself nu,(pazhaiya vandinu oram kattitaangal pole).... podi nadaiya romba dhooram cmbt eh ula vandhom, atlast terminus ku oru orama ketpaar illaame oru bus perucham pazhathukku podare nelamaile ninnitu irundhudhu pakkathule poyi paatha Bangalore,10.02 nu pottrundhudhu ore aarudhal..Edhukum ulle irukkara driver+conductor kitte confirm pannitu appadaanu en seat 15le utkarndhen. Appo paarthu one guy shud be in his early 30's came to my seat and Gajini surya style le , Hiiiii, I am 16.....sonnaar....naan adhukku Gajini asin style le hi, i am 15 appadi sollalaama ille Going on 17? appadinu ketkalaama (Kajol song I am sixteeeeeeeeeeeeen, going on seventeeeeeeeen) ippadi ellaam thonichu, aana "irundhito po" appadingra madhiri oru look vitten, paavam he would have expected atleast a Hi. I am usually a nonstop sense who just love talking to people, whether i know them or not, i just talk, listen and talk. But this time indha bus um pudikkale and I was cursing the ksrtc guy who booked me this ticket,
just because he told that this is a ladies seat (cum window seat) I have booked the ticket ippo adhulaiyum mann (hindi mann ille tamil mann) nu seri kaduppu.....i was consoling myself that I atleast got a window seat and our gajini was deep into kunkumam reading raahu ketu peyarchi palangal. Appo paathu oru naalanju per namma gajini kitte vandhaanga, adhule oru villain am 17 this is my seatnu sonnaan, namma hero vidale, mele paar board eh paar idhaan 16nu sonnaar, adhukku villian ippudu choodunu adhukku mele chock le ezhudhi irundhadhe kaati idhu 17, 16 illenu sonnan, Aha namma windowkum vandhuduchuda aapunu nenachen. Rendu perum chock ah board ah appadingra thalaipule konja neram argue panni final ah namma driver theerpe magesan theerpu avarkitteye ketkalaamnu mudivu pannaanga......Aha, driver namakku saadhagama theerpu sonna (window seat kudutha) paapaiya, badhagama sonna namakku aappaiyanu avar theerpukkaaga wait pannitu irundhen. Driver naatamaiyum vandhaar, iru tharappu vadha vevaadhangalaiyum kettu, bayangarama yosichu namma hero gajini sonnadhe correctnu solli paapaiya aayitaaru. Appa, seat maaravendaamnu enaku seme sandhosham. Bus also started in a few minutes. Atleast window seat kudutha Paapaiya+kadavulku nandri nu nenakarthukkulle oruthar enge bus eh stop panni erinaaru, Straight ah enge seatku vandhu avarode seat 16nu sonnaaru, aha idhenna vidadhe karuppa irukkenu avar ticket check panna avar bus maathi eritaarunu therinjudhu.........

Rahu kethu peyarchi ippave veleye kaamichidichu...Avanga veedu maarardhukulle en idathe maatha bayangarama try panraanga...

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Ottalaam Vaanga

VJ Halo, (giggles)..welcome to your favourite program ottlam vaanga, (adjusts her hair) ungalku yaare ottnumo, avangle engalku call panni otlaam, namma first sweet caller yaarnu paaklaam.....(fiddles with her jewelry)

VJ Halo....yaar engerndhu pesudhu.....

Caller hello, naan das pasaren.....

VJ Neenga verum das ah ille lord labak dasa

Echo

Neenga verum das ah ille lord labak dasa

Neenga verum das ah ille lord labak dasa

VJ hello, hello unga tv volume reduce pannunga.....en voice naane kekardhu kodumaiya irukudhu

(Caller reduces the volume)

VJ : Das, epdi irukku?

Caller : Nalla irukken madam, neenga eppadi irukkeenga? Unga voice nalla irukku madam....Neenga azhaga irukkeenga....

VJ : (Blushes), Nalla irukudhu, apram solnga das, ineku yaar otlaam?

Caller : Enakku Boss ottanum madam.....

VJ : Aha, avare ottna tamilnad therandu vandhidum das

Caller : En manager boss ottanum madam, sivaji the boss ille

VJ : (Laughs) Aha apdi thelva sollnga das........Unga manager boss eh, ung sarba, eng sarba, kadi isai viewers sarba ottrom

Caller : Thanks madam

VJ : Das ungalku endha filmlendhu enna paat play panlaam?

Caller : Madam, paakadhe paatu play pannunga

VJ : Neenga endha paat paakalenu engalku epdi theriyudhu das (giggles and plays with her hair)

Caller : Paakadhe paakadhe paatu madam aaru padathile varume

VJ : Hahahaha, ippo indh paatu patheenganne next time paatha paatu play pann solveengla? hahahah

Caller : Grrrrrr....

VJ : Das, yarku indha paatu kadicate panlaam?

Caller : Indha mokkai programme paakare ellaarkum

VJ : Caller, en kadi joke kettu konjam tension aaytaaru nenkaren, das, surya paat ketrukeenga, neenga surya fan ah?

Caller : Naan vinay fan

VJ : Seivinaiya seiyapaatu vinaiya.....vinayagar vinai theerthutta enna panveenga das?

Caller : Grrrrrrrrrrr..........Enne ottradhukku munnaadi ozhunga tamil pesa kathukittu vaaa

VJ : Caller tension aaytaar nenakren, avar ing vandh enne adikarthukkulle me the escape...............

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Engirundhu vandhaayada

Varave ille urakkam adharkkum illai irakkam
Imaigal ondraaga eppodhum seraamal
Torture seidhaaye idhu nyaayama


Sleepless in Bangalore....Aamaam....Suthama thookam ille nightle..As the night progresses, was becoming more and more fresh....Number count down (tried reverse also) adhu idhunu edhedho try panren...hmmhmm...no use at all....Nothing else can irritate you like this.....Officele thoongi thoongi vizhundhen....US makkalode pesi pesi avanga timelaiye thookam vara aarambichidichu...Thot of enrolling in some training so that I can sleep there...but unfortunately no training was scheduled during that week....Apram oru super-duper idea strike aachu, healthcare certification material edutha automatica thookam varumnu, neraiya printouts eduthitu ponen...Sutham appavum varale, 2 chapters padichadhu dhaan micham....Indha kodumai oru naal rendu naal ille oru vaarame sivaraathri dhaan.


Can anybody guess what wud be the reason for my sleeplessness? Vendaam vendaam, before you jump into any conclusions let me tell the truth...ellaam sinus paduthina paadu...:-( Enna kodume saravana....

Engirundhu vandhaayada
Ennai paadu padutha neeeeee
Ennai paadu padutha

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Thirukkural V1.1 IT Podhumarai

Few days back I had a discussion with my manager (mid year review), he was telling you are good...but you have to create visibility (asking me to put on weight?!!!), you have to beat your drums (Adida melam!!!!), blah blah blah....I was thinking thirukkuralle panivudaimai maadhiri adhigaarangal ellaam totally irrelevant aaayidichu IT industrykunu......I cannot reply like this to a stinker mail from onsite

Iniya vulavaaga innaadha kooral
kaniyirupa kaai kavarndhatru ..:-))

Thirukkural, IT makkalukkum useful ah irukkattumenu indha blog adikkaren....

Change log

Thirukkural V1.1 09/26/07 Shalini Added new adhigaaram Kanipporimai


Kanipporimai

Thottanai dhoorum manarkkeni managerku
Ice vekkaralavukku hike

Dheivathaal aagadhuneninum visibility than
Meivarutha kooli tharum

Workin chatodu workuga akdhillaar
Workalin workaamai nandru

Padikka forwards padithavai padithapin
Forwarduga adharku thaga

Appreciation vaanguvadhu thavarandru thavaraanadhu
Appreciation vaangi sollaamaliruppadhu

Enbiladhanai veyil pole kaayume
Promotion illaadhavanai work

Theeyinaar suttapun ullaarum aaraadhe
Aaapraisinilaal sutta vadu

Selvathul selvam longterm-onsite acchelvam
Selvathul ellaam thalai

Copypasteku vazhiyillaadha podhu siridhu
Sondhamaagavum yosikka padum

Visavudaiyor enbavar achiever visa
Illadhavar pozhaikka theriyaadhavar

Stinker mail adhithoraiurutha avar
Naana stinker adithuvidal


All these are dubbing kuralgal, original kuralgaluku paarka comments section

If you follow this, thamizha thamizha indre nam naale dhaan.....

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Naan auto kaaran auto kaaran

I am sure most of us wud've experienced the thrill of travelling in a share auto.....it appears that they've truly become part of mainstream public transport.
Since chennai buses are unreliable (especially during peak hours) and autos becoming recklessly expensive, this has become a convenient mode of transport to the public...
A passenger will be charged based on the destination. Theatre madhiriye balcony, thara ticket ellaam irukku.....Maximum it can hold 6 people...But these drivers are really smart that they will make room for more and more people. Eh Dhil maange more verenna....Driver seatle, side upper appadi ippadinu at a timele oru 10 per travel panraanga) ..Unknown men and women sit next to each other only in this public mode of transport....Enakku therinju share auto le indha rear mirror, front mirror ellaam remove pannidalaam.....eppadiyum drivers are not using (seeing) them, atleast auto weightavadhu koraiyum....


Pogum idam ellaame koode koode varum share autole plus and minus rendume irukku......Plus enna na fares are very economical,bus rely pannaame idhule erinomaa poyi serndhomaanu irukkum....hahahah Jokes apart,if these share auto drivers realize the value of human lives, become responsible rather than being too money minded this will become a reliable public mode of transport....

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Nee Dhaan En Desiya Geetham

"Desiya Geetham" is my project name. From day one since I joined CTS, am singing this Desiya Geetham (henceforth DG). After singing DG for 1.5 yrs at offshore,
from last year am singing the same at onsite. Since am going back to India soon, am not sure whether i will get an opportunity to sing DG so thot of blogging abt
my experience and the people I came across at onsite.


Main heroes of this project are King maange more, Mayilsaamy and Hulson. Heroines there are some, may be my male colleagues would be able to list them
Supporting role le there are two people whom I respect the most. Both are more than 70 yrs old and now also they are very active, energetic and enthusiastic.
Very very nice human beings and am lucky that i got an opportunity to work with them. Main comedy part is handled by the Confusious Dammaro and side
track Comedy role le we have the Hilarious Laila and the Oo La La Gap model. Ennada villain yaarume illenu paakareengala, heroes eppo herova iruppaanga
eppo villaina iruppaanganu theriyadhu, they are capable of handling both the roles. Apart from this, edhukku varom, en varomne theriyaama, we have Leech and
Rampo Remo for Guest appearance.

It was nice to work with this team, 1 yr ponadhe theriyale, nice learning experience, however strong we become technically at offshore, onsite experience is really an added advantage and am happy that i have it.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Kulirimo Kuliraado

Tamil le Kurinji, Mullai, Marudham, Neidhal, Paalainu padichirukkomle adhule Kurinji malaiyum malaiyai saarndha idam. Americale appadi oru Kurinji nilamaana Colorado Springsil oru aandu kaalamaaga vasithu varugiren. USle irukkare feelinge ille. Adhu ennamo theriyale, enna maayamo theriyale, naan irukkare place ellaam ippadiye irukku. Thiruvottiyurle irukkare madhiriye laid back and peaceful life. Inge irukkare snow and wind paatha "Colorado" ve "Kuliradonu" rename pannalaam.:-))) Rafting, Skiingku per pone COSle main attractionsnu paartha Pikes peak, Air Force Academy, Cheyenne Moutain Zoo, Royal Gorge, Garden of the Gods, Seven Falls and Cave of the winds. If you are interested in knowing more about these places please visit the website www.coloradosprings.com

But to enjoy nature's beauty, it is not necessary that you should visit these places. Just step out of ur house and if you are a nature freak like me you will surely admire nook and corner of this place. Iyarkai azhagu konjum kaatchigalai en camera click seiya thavaruvadhe illai. Appadi edutha sele pugaipadangal idho ungal paarvaikaaga.








Ithanai iyarkai valangalai petru sezhippudan vilangum COS melum siraputru vaazha vaazhthugiren. God bless COS.